Executive KPI Dashboard
Projects turn Productivity and Quality into KPI.
A private 1v1 office card game
Make the quarter.
Break the competition.
Build a team, deliver impossible Projects, weaponize corporate chaos, and outscore your rival before the quarter closes.
- Players
- 2
- Play time
- 20–30 min
- Install
- None
- Target
- 200 KPI
01 / About the game
Quarterly performance, weaponized.
A strategy game about the office politics you already survived.
Corporate Nightmare is a browser-based card duel where two players share one deck, race to complete Projects, and decide whether to invest in their own roadmap or quietly ruin somebody else's. Every card is recognizable. Every decision is regrettable.
“The roadmap is fictional.
The pressure is not.
02 / How a match works
From lobby to
quarterly victory.
No account. No download. One invite link and one rival with suspiciously good timing.
- 01
Create a lobby
Enter your name and get a private invite link.
- 02
Open your pack
Each player privately opens a six-card starting pack.
- 03
Choose a Project
Pick one of two Projects. The other stays in your hand.
- 04
Build the team
Play Employees, then assign the right people to the work.
- 05
Make it difficult
Use Actions and Sabotage to change the quarter.
- 06
Reach 200 KPI
Finish Projects and outscore your rival after the final turn.
03 / Card Knowledge Lab
Meet the assets.
Question the value.
Four card types. One shared deck. Learn what belongs in your hand—and what belongs in your opponent's incident report.
AI-Augmented Oracle
Employees build the team that delivers your work.
Budget Exception
Actions create the opening your quarterly plan needs.
Last-Minute Feedback
Sabotage makes the opponent's roadmap your problem.
The full Card Knowledge Lab is being rebuilt alongside the visual rebrand.
04 / Why it plays differently
Private openings
Your opening pack and Project choice stay hidden until the work begins.
One shared market
Both players draw from the same deck. Every card you take is one they cannot.
Visible commitments
Employees on the board reveal a plan. Actions and Sabotage reveal your character.
A fair final word
Player 2 always gets the last turn, so crossing 200 KPI never ends the argument early.
05 / Future plans
The transformation
programme.
The game is live and playable today. These are the next things on the desk, without imaginary release dates.
More people, better onboarding
A larger Employee roster, stronger first-match guidance, and the full visual rebrand.
More volatile offices
Unpredictable Interns, experimental AI Agents, deeper Project variety, and continued balance work.
A longer career
Match history, player profiles, an AI opponent, spectating, and competitive formats.
06 / Current build
Real multiplayer.
Real consequences.
Live now
Private 1v1 lobbies
Create a room, share the link, open private packs, and play a synchronized match from two browsers.
- 200 KPI target
- Project-completion budget growth
- Host restart and close controls
- Reconnectable game state
07 / Fine print
Mandatory questions.
Is Corporate Nightmare free?
Yes. The current browser build is free to play.
Do I need an account?
No. Create a private lobby, enter a name, and send the invite link to one other player.
Does it work on mobile?
The lobby works across modern browsers, but the board is designed for a larger screen. Desktop or tablet is recommended.
Is this the final card art?
No. The game is entering a broader visual rebrand, while the current production art keeps the live build playable.
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